Jizz In My Pants Parody - By THE PERRYBOYS

  • Length: 2:50
  • Rating: 4.41 (1006 ratings)
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  • Author: ponceman

Tags: Andy  Digital  Island  jizz  Josh  Live  Lonely  Night  pants  parody  Perry  Policeman  ponce  Ponceman  Retarded  Samberg  satire  Saturday  Scott  shit  Short  SNL  thesap 

We, the Perryboys, give to you our parody (Perry-dy?) of the hilarious SNL short "Jizz In My Pants" with our own dose of hilarity... Sh@# In My Pants. Video features guest appearances by Valerie Querns and Eric Curtis. The Perryboys are Scott Allen Perry (THESAP) and Josh "The Ponceman" Perry. (Directed by SAP & Westsiyeeed Wenstrup) All music Performed by the Perryboys. MP3 at http://www.ponceman.com And while you are there, download your FREE Sexy Ponceman Xmas Card. "SH@# IN MY PANTS" PONCE I SMELLED CHILI - FROM ACROSS THE ROOM CIRCLED IT ONCE - AND LIKE A BROOM I SWEPT THAT BOWL - OFF ITS FEET IT WAS MADE WITH BEANS - AND I SAID SWEEEEET! RAISED THE SPOON - TO MY MOUTH IT WAS ECSTASY - AS IT TRAVELED SOUTH CHEESE AND PEPPERS - IT WAS FULLY LOADED I ATE TWO BOWLS - AND MY BUTT EXPLODED AND I SH@# IN MY PANTS IT WAS SO MESSY - AND SO OBSCENE I THOUGHT ID NEVER GET MY PANTIES CLEAN IT WAS NASTY BROWN - WITH SHADES OF GREEN FROM THE SH@# IN MY PANTS DONT MAKE FUN - ITS JUST THE RUNS NO DEFENSE - FROM MY BOOTY GUNS A NATURAL MESS COMING OUT MY BUNS AND I ALWAYS LEAVE A STAIN! SAP I WALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT - SOLO I HAVE A LITTLE SECRET - THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW IT HAS TO DO - WITH MY COLON FLOW GOT AN ASS LIKE A NOSE - AND ITS GONNA BLOW ITS HARD FOR ME - TO SHARE A TREAT CAUSE THE MESS I MAKE SMELLS WORSE THAN FEET MY LACTOSE LEVEL - OFF THE CHARTS IT MAKES SOLIDS OUT - OF ALL MY FARTS BURRITO SUPREME? ESTA NO BUENO MY ASS ERUPTS - LIKE A BUTT VOLCANO AND I SH@# IN MY PANTS ILL TAKE A BITE - IF YOU SAY I MUST BUT DONT BLAME ME WHEN MY UNDIES BUST FROM THE SH@# IN MY PANTS DONT MOCK ME - FOR MY DISORDER MY ILLEGAL POO HAS CROSSED THE BORDER AND MADE SH@# IN PANTS PONCE JUST LAST NIGHT - I HAD SOME BACON WRAPPED AROUND - A SLICE OF BACON IN BETWEEN - TWO SLICES OF BACON HELD TOGETHER BY.....CHEESE IMMEDIATELY - I HAD REGRETS WORSE THAN THE RUNS - I HAD THE WETS FORGET YOUR CARPET - ILL STAIN YOUR PETS  WHEN I SH@# IN MY PANTS SAP I WOKE THIS MORNING - I HAD SOME EGGS THEN I FELT IT RUNNING - DOWN MY LEGS I SH@# IN MY PANTS PONCE I GO TO VEGAS TO PLAY SOME CRAPS AND I SH@# IN MY PANTS SAP I GET UP AND I SH@# IN MY PANTS PONCE TODAY I SH@# IN MY PANTS SAP YES-TURD-AY SH@# IN MY PANTS BROS I SH@# RIGHT IN MY PANTS IF I EVEN LOOK AT FOOD STAND BEHIND ME WHEN I DANCE AND YOU WILL SEE THAT I HAVE POOED YOU SAY THAT I AM SO DISGUSTING CAUSE I CANT CONTROL THE TURTLE HEADS AND PRARIE DOGS THAT NEVER MAKE IT TO THE BOWL EVERYTIME I SH@# MY PANTS I SH@# INSIDE MY PANTS WHEN I SH@# INSIDE MY PANTS I ALWAYS SH@# MY PANTS I SH@# IN MY PANTS ITS ALL BEHIND ME NOW I SH@# IN MY PANTS A THOUSAND FLUSHES - I AINT USED ONE I SH@# IN MY PANTS MY KIDS NEVER MAKE IT TO THE POOL I SH@# IN MY PANTS BROWN IS THE COLOR OF MY LOSING STREAK

Gonçalo Trying out for Axe Ramps

  • Length: 2:51
  • Rating: 4.38 (8 ratings)
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  • Author: lowprodecks

Tags: beckmann  becks  beer  bier  bittburger  blackriver  booty  bruno  david  deck  ffi  fingerboard  fingerboard.de  fingerboarding  fingerboardptberlinwood  fingerskate  footage  fpt  gina  guns  hd  hv30  k1  lisa  low  lowpro  martin  martinB.  megaramp  mike  miniramp  nackt  naked  nollie  pro  pt  review  scheiße  schneider  secret  setup  sextape  sexy  talent  tech  uiuiuiui  wheels  winkler 

our man Gonçalo Rodrigues, making it in style for the Axe Ramps WorldWide Tryout. Dá-lheeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

Second video from Martin before he went to Barcelona in a trip.

  • Length: 0:19
  • Rating: 5.00 (2 ratings)
  • Views: 345' favoriteCount='1
  • Author: lowprodecks

Tags: beckmann  becks  beer  bier  bittburger  blackriver  booty  deck  ffi  fingerboard  fingerboard.de  fingerboarding  fingerboardptberlinwood  gina  guns  k1  lisa  low  lowpro  martin  martinB.  megaramp  mike  miniramp  nackt  naked  nollie  pro  review  scheiße  schneider  secret  setup  sextape  sexy  talent  tech  uiuiuiui  wheels  winkler 

"5 Gap Tricks with my Lowpro Bee Honey k1"

5 Gap Tricks with my Lowpro Bee Honey k1

  • Length: 0:19
  • Rating: 4.91 (11 ratings)
  • Views: 2570' favoriteCount='12
  • Author: dermordinhimself

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Yes, it´s a nollie tre! This is the last video for one week because I´m going to Barcelona tomorrow. So more Videos in a week ;-) Stay tuned! http://www.connexionmedia.blogspot.com

LowPro - random footage

  • Length: 1:28
  • Rating: 4.00 (4 ratings)
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  • Author: lowprodecks

Tags: beckmann  becks  beer  bier  bittburger  blackriver  booty  bruno  david  deck  ffi  fingerboard  fingerboard.de  fingerboarding  fingerboardptberlinwood  fingerskate  footage  fpt  gina  guns  hd  hv30  k1  lisa  low  lowpro  martin  martinB.  megaramp  mike  miniramp  nackt  naked  nollie  pro  pt  review  scheiße  schneider  secret  setup  sextape  sexy  talent  tech  uiuiuiui  wheels  winkler 

This is a video recently posted by Bruno David one of our riders. He said: "this video is a kind of warmup for the big thing i'm planning :) oh and sorry, i know i should have done more slow motions but time is something i miss right now... Visit us at: www.fingerboardpt.com http://www.lowprodecks.blogspot.com/" So if this is the warm up...!!! DAMMM you ROCK Bruno!!!! HIGH QUALITY ADVISED

WAKE UP TO BOOTY GUNS SEXY AND MONEY

  • Length: 2:24
  • Rating: 3.00 (1 ratings)
  • Views: 57
  • Author: mortonjs

Tags: booty  fight  fights  grandma  guns  jamal.  kill  lil  money  morton  sex  shoot  spoken  stab  stabb  t.i  up  wake  wayne  word 

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY MONEY MONEY SEX FIGHTS GUNS KILLING STABBING SHOOOTING

gun shot shake yu body (Samrad Tha Great)

  • Length: 3:13
  • Rating: 3.00 (3 ratings)
  • Views: 2547' favoriteCount='1
  • Author: samrad27

Tags: alliance  booty  busy  dance  empire  guns  hall  hot  how  idonia  kartel  look  mi  movado  munga  portmore  riddim  signal  vibz 

bad like yaze

R kelly house

  • Length: 2:5
  • Rating: 5.00 (2 ratings)
  • Views: 419' favoriteCount='2
  • Author: butterscotchcookie

Tags: booty  cars  closet  fights  fuck  fun  guns  house  mafia  mansion  nigga  obama  pee  piss  Rkelly 

Me,Mafia,and Kg in front of Rkelly mansion..Until FBI spot us.So we run our ass to the getaway car where Mafia is ready before Rkelly piss on us.LMAO(no joke)

Lowpro & Co

  • Length: 3:31
  • Rating: 5.00 (14 ratings)
  • Views: 930' favoriteCount='17
  • Author: lowprodecks

Tags: beckmann  becks  beer  bier  bittburger  blackriver  booty  bruno  david  deck  ffi  fingerboard  fingerboard.de  fingerboarding  fingerboardptberlinwood  fingerskate  footage  fpt  gina  guns  hd  hv30  k1  lisa  low  lowpro  martin  martinB.  megaramp  mike  miniramp  nackt  naked  nollie  pro  pt  review  scheiße  schneider  secret  setup  sextape  sexy  talent  tech  uiuiuiui  wheels  winkler 

Lowpro team and friends in an amazing one day outdoor trip. Also dedicated to deckmaker Andre Coral aka rexpexmanex, that will soon go abroad.. Original footage recorded in HD bu Bruno David, so high quality version is recommended

a deckmakers mini...

  • Length: 3:25
  • Rating: 5.00 (5 ratings)
  • Views: 495' favoriteCount='5
  • Author: lowprodecks

Tags: beckmann  becks  beer  bier  bittburger  blackriver  booty  bruno  david  deck  fbpt  ffi  fingerboard  fingerboard.de  fingerboarding  fingerboardptberlinwood  fingerskate  footage  fpt  Gil  gina  guns  hd  hv30  k1  K4  lisa  low  Lowpro  martin  martinB.  megaramp  mike  mini  miniramp  nackt  naked  nollie  pro  pt  review  scheiße  schneider  secret  setup  sextape  sexy  talent  tech  uiuiuiui  wheels  winkler 

A mini by Gil one of Lowpro´s deckmakers. Gil is one of 2 Lowpro deckmakers. He lives in Lisbon, Portugal and besides fingerboard, he also enjoys making ramps. Except for Axe ramps´s marble ledge in the beggining, all the ramps in the mini are his. enjoy

Privileged Trend Setters Vol 1 Trailer/gansta

  • Length: 1:44
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  • Views: 435
  • Author: privilege

Tags: area  bay  booty  gansta  guns  hip  hyphy  party  rap 

First of the three trailers for the Privileged Trend Setters Movie

1st Lowpro review

  • Length: 4:16
  • Rating: 5.00 (4 ratings)
  • Views: 1483' favoriteCount='6
  • Author: lowprodecks

Tags: andre  axe  axeramps  beckmann  becks  beer  bier  bittburger  blackriver  booty  bruno  david  deck  ffi  fingerboard  fingerboard.de  fingerboarding  fingerboardptberlinwood  fingerskate  footage  foundry  fpt  gil  gina  gonçalo  guns  hd  hv30  k1  lisa  low  lowpro  martin  martinB.  megaramp  mike  miniramp  nackt  naked  nollie  pro  pt  ramps  review  rewiew  rodrigues  scheiße  schneider  secret  setup  sextape  sexy  talent  tech  uiuiuiui  wheels  winkler 

First ever Lowpro Review. To start off we have Axe ramps Marble Ledge & Bench.

AmRcNx :: TardTage :: Halo 2

  • Length: 2:58
  • Rating: 1.00 (1 ratings)
  • Views: 64
  • Author: xAmRcNx

Tags: boobs  booty  br  funtage  guns  h1  h2  h3  Halo  halo2  lockout  mlg  modship  montage  movie  phurion  sniper  tage  tits 

A video of me , just putting some contribution to the halo community. please rate, comment or favoritism

LowProer - Kitchen Rider

  • Length: 1:21
  • Rating: 5.00 (3 ratings)
  • Views: 213' favoriteCount='3
  • Author: lowprodecks

Tags: andre  axe  axeramps  beckmann  becks  beer  bier  bittburger  blackriver  booty  bruno  david  deck  ffi  fingerboard  fingerboard.de  fingerboarding  fingerboardptberlinwood  fingerskate  footage  foundry  fpt  gil  gina  gonçalo  guns  hd  hv30  k1  lisa  low  lowpro  martin  martinB.  megaramp  mike  miniramp  nackt  naked  nollie  pro  pt  ramps  review  rewiew  rodrigues  scheiße  schneider  secret  setup  sextape  sexy  talent  tech  uiuiuiui  wheels  winkler 

Mini by Bruno

Gonçalo Rodrigues Lowpro Rider mini.

  • Length: 2:36
  • Rating: 4.67 (3 ratings)
  • Views: 405' favoriteCount='10
  • Author: lowprodecks

Tags: andre  axe  axeramps  beckmann  becks  beer  bier  bittburger  blackriver  booty  bruno  david  deck  ffi  fingerboard  fingerboard.de  fingerboarding  fingerboardptberlinwood  fingerskate  footage  foundry  fpt  gil  gina  gonçalo  guns  hd  hv30  k1  lisa  low  lowpro  martin  martinB.  megaramp  mike  miniramp  nackt  naked  nollie  pro  pt  ramps  review  rewiew  rodrigues  scheiße  schneider  secret  setup  sextape  sexy  talent  tech  uiuiuiui  wheels  winkler 

Gonçalo Rodrigues an up and coming fb guru. he rides for us since Lowpro started. He has developed very fast and getting smoother all the time. This mini was made with some of the footage he has.

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