Added: Nov 4, 2008
Author: kaffir2
Duration: 2:18
Over 9000 rap performances were analysed and converted into the ideal rap by the ideal performer. NJoY! ========================================== Can't touch this Can't touch this Can't touch this My, my, my, my Dick - is so hard Makes me say "Oh my Lord" All the pretenders got nothin but talk Behold the epic splendor of my Cock! it's covered with veins like vines on a pillar wiht the power of a freight train- it's a Killer. It's too much. Gaze at my meat, uh, you can't touch I told you homeboy (can't touch this) It's a new species (can't touch this) Fantasize, man- (can't touch this) Yo, my cock is Jurassic (can't touch this) when my dick stands up you can't see the forest i used it last thursday to kill chuck norris. when it's hard as granite I move it with a truck and i rock it to the planet with a mighty FUCK! When my cock starts shakin' like an epileptic whale, The hood starts quakin' off the richter scale. Now they know about the white whale- thar she blow! Yo mamma knows (can't touch this) my penis goes to venus, yo (can't touch this) and your gayness to uranus, sucka (can't touch this) Like that, like that Cold on a mission so fall them back your heart ain't strong enough to deal with the shock better get a satellite map of my cock Take a long, hard look. That's right. That's a total eclipse comin- better get a light. Clutch your nuts in the dark and pray. Call your momma up and tell her you're afraid. Someone set up us the bomb! No shit, Sherlock. all ur booty R blong to my COCK! That's word because you know... (can't touch this) Look, man (can't touch this) It's like the monolith in 2001, playa (can't touch this) My cock has youtube subscribers (can't touch this) Bow down now! Can't touch this Can't touch this Can't touch this
Channel: Comedy
Rating: 4.00 (11 ratings) Views: 653' favoriteCount='5 Comments: 10